Weird Conversation Starter Questions

Weird and awkward conversation starter questions that we can't recommend you use.

  • If you could be any vegetable, what vegetable would you be?
  • If you joined the circus, which job would you be doing?
  • What's your favorite shape?
  • What planet are you from?
  • Are the voices in my head bothering you?
  • What are your thoughts on public restrooms?

  • Who was the last person that you stalked and what did you do?
  • What is your most embarrassing moment?
  • Why are you still single?
  • How much money do you make?
  • What is your deepest darkest secret?
  • Who do you like the least in this room?
  • What size underwear do you wear?
  • How much money do you have on you right now?

  • Do you like the smell of your own farts?
  • Do you always wipe after you go #2?
  • Would you mind if I pee in your shower?
  • What's the longest you've been constipated for?
  • When was the last time you peed your pants?
  • Do you eat your own boogers?
  • Would you mind if I fart now?
  • What's the longest you've gone without showering?
  • Do you like the taste of your own pee?
  • How often do you pick your nose?

Would You Rather
  • Would you rather have a pet unicorn or be a unicorn?
  • Would you rather be a giant ant or a tiny hippo?
  • Would you rather lick someone else's armpit or have someone else lick your armpit?
  • Would you rather be a gummy bear or a gummy worm?

  • Do you believe in zombies?
  • Have you ever spit in someone else's food?
  • Can you lick your own elbow?
  • How do you think the world is going to end?
  • How would you plan your ideal funeral?
  • If I wasn't married, would you marry me?
  • Do you have any cocaine on you?
  • Do you think I have bad breath?
  • What's your least favorite thing about me?
  • Who is your all time favorite serial killer?

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