Weird Conversation Starter Questions
Weird, awkward, and bizarre conversation starter questions that we can't recommend you use... unless you are in the right setting. These unusual questions can be great for breaking the ice, getting laughs, and igniting imaginative discussions.
Silly
- If you could be any vegetable, what vegetable would you be?
- If you joined the circus, which job would you be doing?
- What's your favorite shape?
- What planet are you from?
- Are the voices in my head bothering you?
- What are your thoughts on public restrooms?
- Do you have monsters living in your closet?
- How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
- What do you talk about when you talk to yourself?
Intrusive
- Who was the last person that you stalked and what did you do?
- What is your most embarrassing moment?
- Why are you still single?
- How much longer do you think your relationship/marriage will last?
- How much money do you make?
- What is your deepest darkest secret?
- Who do you like the least in this room?
- What was the last thing you stole?
- What size underwear do you wear?
- How much money do you have on you right now?
- Has anyone told you that you should lose some weight?
Gross
- Do you like the smell of your own farts?
- Do you always wipe after you go #2?
- Would you mind if I pee in your shower?
- What's the longest you've been constipated for?
- When was the last time you peed your pants?
- Do you eat your own boogers?
- Would you mind if I fart now?
- What's the longest you've gone without showering?
- Do you like the taste of your own pee?
- How often do you pick your nose?
- What is your worst bathroom experience?
Would You Rather
- Would you rather have a pet unicorn or be a unicorn?
- Would you rather be a giant ant or a tiny hippo?
- Would you rather lick someone else's armpit or have someone else lick your armpit?
- Would you rather be a gummy bear or a gummy worm?
- Would you rather eat half a stick of butter or snort a tablespoon of sugar?
Fun
- Do you believe in zombies?
- Have you ever spit in someone else's food?
- Can you lick your own elbow?
- How do you think the world is going to end?
- How would you plan your ideal funeral?
- If I wasn't married, would you marry me?
- How would you get rid of a dead body if you only had an hour to dispose of it?
- Do you have any cocaine on you?
- Do you think I have bad breath?
- What's your least favorite thing about me?
- Do you have $200 that I can borrow?
- Who is your all time favorite serial killer?
- If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be and why?
- How many imaginary friends do you have?
