Weird Conversation Starter Questions
Weird and awkward conversation starter questions that we can't recommend you use.
- If you could be any vegetable, what vegetable would you be?
- If you joined the circus, which job would you be doing?
- What's your favorite shape?
- What planet are you from?
- Are the voices in my head bothering you?
- What are your thoughts on public restrooms?
- Do you have monsters living in your closet?
- How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
- What do you talk about when you talk to yourself?
- Who was the last person that you stalked and what did you do?
- What is your most embarrassing moment?
- Why are you still single?
- How much longer do you think your relationship/marriage will last?
- How much money do you make?
- What is your deepest darkest secret?
- Who do you like the least in this room?
- What was the last thing you stole?
- What size underwear do you wear?
- How much money do you have on you right now?
- Has anyone told you that you should lose some weight?
- Do you like the smell of your own farts?
- Do you always wipe after you go #2?
- Would you mind if I pee in your shower?
- What's the longest you've been constipated for?
- When was the last time you peed your pants?
- Do you eat your own boogers?
- Would you mind if I fart now?
- What's the longest you've gone without showering?
- Do you like the taste of your own pee?
- How often do you pick your nose?
- What is your worst bathroom experience?
Would You Rather
- Would you rather have a pet unicorn or be a unicorn?
- Would you rather be a giant ant or a tiny hippo?
- Would you rather lick someone else's armpit or have someone else lick your armpit?
- Would you rather be a gummy bear or a gummy worm?
- Would you rather eat half a stick of butter or snort a tablespoon of sugar?
- Do you believe in zombies?
- Have you ever spit in someone else's food?
- Can you lick your own elbow?
- How do you think the world is going to end?
- How would you plan your ideal funeral?
- If I wasn't married, would you marry me?
- How would you get rid of a dead body if you only had an hour to dispose of it?
- Do you have any cocaine on you?
- Do you think I have bad breath?
- What's your least favorite thing about me?
- Do you have $200 that I can borrow?
- Who is your all time favorite serial killer?
- If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be and why?
- How many imaginary friends do you have?