Funny Would You Rather Questions

We have funny would you rather questions that range from silly to ones that make you go "hmmm..." You'll certainly get lots of laughs by asking these questions.

Silly

Would You Rather:

Be a cow

or

Be a chicken

Fight 100 duck sized horses

or

Fight 1 horse sized duck

Have a grapefruit sized head

or

Have a head the size of a watermelon

Have a nose like an elephant's trunk

or

Have a neck like a giraffe's neck

Wear a cape everywhere you go for a whole month

or

Wear a crown everywhere you go for a whole month

Always wear clown makeup

or

Wear a hospital gown whenever you go out of your home

Be a tree

or

Live in a tree for the rest of your life

Be a clumsy ninja

or

Be a giggly mobster

Wear giant clown shoes everywhere you go

or

Wear a giant sombrero everywhere you go

Cough bubbles

or

Burp confetti

Always sing instead of talking

or

Always skip everywhere instead of walking

Be a giant hamster

or

Be a tiny elephant

Fun

Would You Rather:

Be a horrible dancer

or

Be a horrible singer

Fart loudly and everyone laughs at you

or

Be the only one laughing obnoxiously when someone else farts

Begin every sentence with "Hey idiot"

or

End every sentence with "...Ha ha, I was just kidding."

Only be able to eat spaghetti with your feet

or

Only be able to eat pizza with your hands tied behind your back

Drink everything from a baby bottle

or

Wear diapers for the rest of your life

Have to announce to everyone around you whenever you have to fart

or

Pee your pants daily

Have a talking toilet

or

Have a talking fridge

Be a really happy idiot

or

Be a miserable genius

Shave your eyebrows

or

Dye your eyebrows pink

Have a unibrow

or

Have no eyebrows

Live out in the wilderness alone

or

Live as a homeless person in a big city

Feel like you have to sneeze for the rest of your life

or

Feel like you have to fart for the rest of your life

Gross

Would You Rather:

Smell your own poop

or

Smell someone else's fart

Pee your pants when you sit down

or

Sit in a wet chair

Eat poop that tastes like chocolate

or

Eat chocolate that tastes like poop

Lick the floor in a public bathroom

or

Lick the door handle in a public bathroom

Be toilet paper

or

Be tissue paper

Eat a can of dog food

or

Eat a rotten banana

Have really hairy hands

or

Have really hairy ears

Always have to pass non-smelly gas very loudly

or

Always have bad breath

Fart really loud

or

Poop your pants silently

Have diarrhea every day for the next 3 months

or

Be constipated for the next 3 months

Drop your phone in a toilet that you soiled

or

Drop your phone in a public garbage can

Always have stinky feet and not know it

or

Always smell stinky feet on everyone else

Wear a stranger's underwear

or

Brush your teeth with a stranger's toothbrush

Poop your pants once a year in public

or

Poop your pants in private every day

Poop in the only toilet at a party knowing that you'll clog it

or

Poop in the bushes in the backyard

Sit on a wet public toilet seat

or

Find out that there's no toilet paper after you're finished on a public toilet

Pee every time you stand up

or

Poop every time you sit down

Lick a sweaty armpit

or

Chew on a clean toenail

Hmmm...

Would You Rather:

Be an average person

or

Be an immortal dog

Send an embarrassing email about yourself to your friends

or

Eat an entire stick of butter

Brush your teeth with hot sauce

or

Brush your teeth with water from your own toilet.

Wear underwear that's too tight

or

Wear underwear that is too big

Dye your hair neon green

or

Shave off one eyebrow

Sweat maple syrup

or

Sweat barbecue sauce

Talk in your sleep

or

Sing in your sleep

Clog the toilet at work/school once a week

or

Clog the toilet at home every day

Eat only foods that are incredibly spicy

or

Eat only foods that are extremely sour

Be completely bald

or

Be covered from your head to your toes with hair

Bathe yourself with dirty water for a month

or

Not bathe yourself for six months

Spit on the face of whoever you are talking to

or

Have whoever is talking to you spit on your face

Fart everytime you laughed

or

Pee your pants everytime you laughed

Be stuck in a room with a cranky old man

or

Be stuck in a room with a cranky toddler

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