Funny Would You Rather Questions

(also see Good and for Kids)

Funny, silly, and gross would you rather questions to ask.

Silly

Would You Rather:
Be a cow
or
Be a chicken
Fight 100 duck sized horses
or
Fight 1 horse sized duck
Have a grapefruit sized head
or
Have a head the size of a watermelon
 

Have a nose like an elephant's trunk
or
Have a neck like a giraffe's neck
Wear a cape everywhere you go for a whole month
or
Wear An eye patch everywhere you go for a whole month
Always wear clown makeup
or
Wear a hospital gown whenever you go out of your home
Be a tree
or
Live in a tree for the rest of your life
Be a clumsy ninja
or
Be a giggly mobster
Always sing instead of talking
or
Always skip everywhere instead of walking
Be a giant hamster
or
Be a tiny elephant


Fun

Would You Rather:
Be a horrible dancer
or
Be a horrible singer
Fart loudly and everyone laughs at you
or
Be the only one laughing obnoxiously when someone else farts
Begin every sentence with "Hey idiot"
or
End every sentence with "...Ha ha, I was just kidding."
Be a feminine man
or
Be a masculine woman
Drink everything from a baby bottle
or
Wear diapers for the rest of your life
Have to announce to everyone around you whenever you have to fart
or
Pee your pants daily
Be a really happy idiot
or
Be a miserable genius
Shave your eyebrows
or
Dye your eyebrows pink
Have a unibrow
or
Have no eyebrows

Live out in the wilderness alone
or
Live on as a homeless person in a big city
Feel like you have to sneeze for the rest of your life
or
Feel like you have to fart for the rest of your life


Gross

Would You Rather:
Smell your own poop
or
Smell someone else's fart
Pee your pants when you sit down
or
Sit in a wet chair
Eat poop that tastes like chocolate
or
Eat chocolate that tastes like poop
Lick the floor in a public bathroom
or
Lick the door handle in a public bathroom
Be toilet paper
or
Be tissue paper
Eat a can of dog food
or
Eat a rotten banana
Fart really loud
or
Poop your pants silently
Have diarrhea every day for the next 3 months
or
Be constipated for the next 3 months
Drop your phone in a toilet that you soiled
or
Drop your phone in a public garbage can
Wear a stranger's underwear
or
Brush your teeth with a stranger's toothbrush
Poop your pants once a year in public
or
Poop your pants in private every day
Sit on a wet public toilet seat
or
Find out that there's no toilet paper after you're finished on a public toilet
Pee every time you stand up
or
Poop every time you sit down
Lick a sweaty armpit
or
Chew on a clean toenail


Hmmm...

Would You Rather:
Be an average person
or
Be an immortal dog?
Send an embarrassing email about yourself to your friends
or
Eat an entire stick of butter
Brush your teeth with hot sauce
or
Brush your teeth with water from your own toilet.
Wear underwear that's too tight
or
Wear underwear that is too big?
Dye your hair neon green
or
Shave off one eyebrow
Talk in your sleep
or
Sing in your sleep
Clog the toilet at work/school once a week
or
Clog the toilet at home every day
Be completely bald
or
Be covered from your head to your toes with hair
Bathe yourself with dirty water for a month
or
Not bathe yourself for six months?
Spit on the face of whoever you are talking to
or
Have whoever is talking to you spit on your face
Fart everytime you laughed
or
Pee your pants everytime you laughed
Be stuck in a room with a cranky old man
or
Be stuck in a room with a cranky toddler


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