Fun and Silly Would You Rather Questions

Get ready to laugh, cringe, and debate with your friends over the silliest, wackiest, and most mind-boggling "Would You Rather?" questions! Whether you're looking for an icebreaker, party game, or just something to pass the time, we've got a collection of hilarious and absurd scenarios.

Bodily Changes

Would You Rather:

Have spaghetti for hair

or

Marshmallows for toes

Have a nose that honks like a clown horn when you touch it

or

Ears that wiggle every time you talk

Wake up with a different hair color every day

or

A different accent every day

Have a voice that changes every hour

or

Hair that changes color every time you sneeze

Wake up every morning with a new silly tattoo

or

A different ridiculous hairstyle

Sneeze glitter

or

Burp rainbows

Burp bubbles

or

Sneeze glitter

Super Powers and Abilities

Would You Rather:

Fly but only at walking speed

or

Run super fast but only backward

Have x-ray vision but only see through socks

or

Super strength but only when lifting marshmallows

Be able to breathe underwater

or

Never get sunburned

Control time but only by 10 seconds

or

Read minds but only one word at a time

Shrink down to the size of an ant

or

Grow as big as a house

Control the weather but only for five minutes a day

or

Turn invisible but only for 30 seconds

Teleport but only to places with ice cream

or

Fly but only one foot off the ground

Super speed but only when crawling

or

Super strength but only when lifting pillows

Freeze time for 10 seconds every day

or

Rewind time by 10 seconds once a day

Control water but only in bathtubs

or

Control fire but only on birthday candles

Instantly learn any language

or

Instantly master any instrument

Silly Consequences

Would You Rather:

Laugh uncontrollably every time someone says your name

or

Hiccup whenever you hear the word "the"

Do a dramatic bow every time you greet someone

or

Salute every time you say goodbye

Wake up covered in stickers

or

Wake up covered in glitter

Swim through a pool of jelly

or

Swim through a pool of mashed potatoes

Have hot sauce in your eye

or

Have lemon juice on a paper cut

Unusual Living Situations

Would You Rather:

Sleep hanging upside down like a bat

or

Sleep standing up like a horse

Live in a world where it rains sprinkles

or

A world where it snows cotton candy

Live in a medieval castle

or

A futuristic spaceship

Be an alien in disguise on Earth

or

The only human living among aliens

Have to relive the same day over and over

or

Randomly jump to different points in your life

Wake up every day in a different decade

or

Wake up in a different country

Food

Would You Rather:

Eat everything with a spoon

or

Eat everything with chopsticks for the rest of your life

Eat a pickle-flavored cupcake

or

Eat a chocolate-covered onion

Eat a cake made of broccoli

or

A smoothie made of meatballs

Unlimited fries but no ketchup

or

Unlimited pizza but no cheese

Eat pancakes for every meal

or

Mac and cheese for every meal

Drink a jar of pickle juice

or

Eat a whole stick of butter in one sitting

Eat a bowl of spaghetti with your hands

or

A bowl of soup with a fork

Eat a whole raw onion like an apple

or

Drink a whole bottle of hot sauce

Eat a doughnut filled with mayonnaise

or

A cupcake topped with mashed potatoes

Eat an entire cake in one sitting

or

Drink a gallon of milk in one sitting

Eat food that’s always too spicy

or

Food that’s always too bland

Eat food that is always too hot

or

Food that is always too cold

Eat pizza with chocolate sauce

or

Ice cream with ketchup

Eat spaghetti with maple syrup

or

Pancakes with marinara sauce

Drink a gallon of pickle juice

or

Eat a whole raw onion

Eat food that is always too hot

or

Food that is always too cold

Fun Clothing and Accessories

Would You Rather:

Always have to wear a superhero cape

or

A giant sombrero

Always have to wear two left shoes

or

Wear socks on your hands

Have to wear clown makeup every day

or

A superhero cape everywhere you go

Have a hat that always falls off

or

Shoes that are always too big

Animal & Pet-Related

Would You Rather:

Have a monkey as your butler

or

A parrot that always compliments you

Have a cat that can bark

or

A dog that can meow

Have a talking dog

or

A flying cat

Always have a monkey on your shoulder

or

A tiny elephant in your pocket

Turn into a different animal every day

or

Have one animal follow you around forever

Speech and Communication

Would You Rather:

Talk like a pirate

or

Talk like a robot for the rest of your life

Live in a world where everyone talks in rhyme

or

A world where everyone sings instead of speaks

Have to introduce yourself every time you enter a room

or

Never be able to say your own name

Speak only in rhymes

or

Speak only in questions

Mobility

Would You Rather:

Always have to hop like a kangaroo

or

Waddle like a penguin

Always have to wear roller skates everywhere

or

Hop on a pogo stick everywhere

Always have to skip instead of walk

or

Always have to waddle like a penguin

Always walk on all fours like a dog

or

Hop like a frog

Have to spin around three times before sitting down

or

Do jumping jacks before opening a door

---

More from Conversation Starters.com: