Funny Would You Rather Questions

Funny, silly, and gross would you rather questions to ask.
(also see Good and for Kids)

Silly
  • Would you rather be a cow or a chicken?
  • Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?
  • Would you rather have a grapefruit sized head or a head the size of a watermelon?
  • Would you rather be a tree or have to live in a tree for the rest of your life?

  • General
  • You're in a crowded room, would you rather fart loudly and everyone laughs at you or be the only one laughing obnoxiously when someone else farts?
  • Would you rather begin every sentence with "Hey idiot" or end every sentence with "...Ha ha, I was just kidding."
  • Would you rather be a feminine man or a masculine woman?
  • Would you rather have to announce to everyone around you whenever you have to fart or pee your pants daily?
  • Would you rather be the smartest moron or dumbest genius?
  • Would you rather feel like you have to sneeze for the rest of your life or feel like you have to fart for the rest of your life?

  • Gross
  • Would you rather smell your own poop or smell someone else's fart?
  • Would you rather eat poop that tastes like chocolate or chocolate that tastes like poop?
  • Would your rather lick the floor in a public bathroom or lick the door handle in a public bathroom?
  • Would you rather be toilet paper or tissue paper?
  • Would you rather have diarrhea every day for the next 3 months or be constipated every day for the next 3 months?
  • You're in a public bathroom, would you rather sit on a wet toilet seat or find out that there's no toilet paper after you're finished?
  • Would you rather pee every time you stood up or poop every time you sit down?
  • Would you rather lick a sweaty armpit or chew on a clean toenail?







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