Funny Would You Rather Questions
Funny, silly, and gross would you rather questions to ask.
Would you rather be a cow or a chicken?
Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?
Would you rather have a grapefruit sized head or a head the size of a watermelon?
Would you rather be a tree or have to live in a tree for the rest of your life?
Would you rather be a horrible dancer or a horrible singer?
You're in a crowded room, would you rather fart loudly and everyone laughs at you or be the only one laughing obnoxiously when someone else farts?
Would you rather begin every sentence with "Hey idiot" or end every sentence with "...Ha ha, I was just kidding."
Would you rather be a feminine man or a masculine woman?
Would you rather have to announce to everyone around you whenever you have to fart or pee your pants daily?
Would you rather be the smartest moron or dumbest genius?
Would you rather live out in the wilderness alone or live on as a homeless person in a big city.
Would you rather feel like you have to sneeze for the rest of your life or feel like you have to fart for the rest of your life?
Would you rather smell your own poop or smell someone else's fart?
Would you rather eat poop that tastes like chocolate or chocolate that tastes like poop?
Would your rather lick the floor in a public bathroom or lick the door handle in a public bathroom?
Would you rather be toilet paper or tissue paper?
Would you rather fart really loud or poop your pants silently?
Would you rather have diarrhea every day for the next 3 months or be constipated every day for the next 3 months?
You're in a public bathroom, would you rather sit on a wet toilet seat or find out that there's no toilet paper after you're finished?
Would you rather pee every time you stood up or poop every time you sit down?
Would you rather lick a sweaty armpit or chew on a clean toenail?